Lassie'sTail (Tale)

I am Lassie the Border Collie. You know, Border Collies are of two types:

1. The Shepherd Collies
2. The Domestic Collies (Like ME!!!)

Got it? Of course, the Shepherds have to chase those woolly things (what do you call it- ah! SHEEP!) and sweat and perspirate ALL DAY, unlike us Domestics, who lie on a fluffy bed and chase a twig all day. So that is clear. AND, I HOPE you understand that. Let me tell you ALSO a bit of about ME now...

Things I Like-

Bones

Meat

Scratching my back

Running around the backyard like a maniac

Chasing my tail, etc.

Things I HATE-

Hundley

Whiskers

Aunt Maggie & her poodle-whose-name-I-can't-remember

Kibble (so dry, like the Sahara Desert)

The Neighbor, etc.

And, thank you.

Lassie