Wooftastic!

Hi, guys!

I'm Jimmy, the Jack Russel! Pleased to meet you. This is my very own blog (actually, my owner Natasha owns this, but that also means its mine, doesn't it?)! I love to play with my 2 friends, Joe the Greyhound and Lassie the Border Collie. We are currently plotting against Whiskers, the neighbor's cat.

Of course, cats are despicable. I don't know who created them. Must've been Satan. He (Whiskers) has 

committed many sins. We dogs are born in heaven. Well, maybe every dog has, but NOT Aunt Maggie's poo-dle, Fluffy. I have created the following equations to show it-

Fluffy+Whiskers=disaster

Me+Joe+Lassie=angelic.

Oh my gosh, I almost forgot, yesterday I buried my bone in the yard AND THAT IDIOTIC NEIGHBOR'S IDIOTIC DACHSHUND IS DIGGING IT OUT!!! oh I forgot to mention that Whisker's owner has an Idiotic Maniac Dachshund Named Hundley Who Is My Arch Rival. And He Was Also Born In Hell. Ha ha ha. He Say I Look Like A Cow. And I Bet He Hasn't Ever Seen A Mirror. If he looks inside one, I'd bet he'd see a donkey peeking. Ha ha ha. I don't know HOW Whiskers lives with him. Then again, both were born in Hell. Oops, gotta go, Hundley struck the bull's eye. Lassie, take over! Joe's doing the bathroom on my bone!