Joe the Greyhound

Wuff! Wuff! I'm Joe the Greyhound, and boy, am I SO glad to see you! You see, my tail is like a helicopter! I can't stop wagging it. I LOVE to play with Jimmy and Lassie in the backyard, and I was actually doing that right now. I am a very GOOD dog, so I overcame my temptation to dig a hole.

Whiskers and Hundley have come over (=disaster) and ALREADY upset the baby (my ever loving owner, Natasha's, younger sister) TWICE, and spilled the coffee on MY HEAD.But, eventually, the trio of us got the blame. TA-DA! So we were just having a chasing-our-tails competition in the backyard. The leaves (the colorful ones that Mr.Evans, my owner's dad, just raked) are flying everywhere!

And He Is Coming Towards Us With The Biggest Stick Ever Seen So We'd Better Flee From Here Now Before We Each Get A Few Nice Big Fat Scoldings And Farewell With Compliments To Those At Home.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Lassie'sTail (Tale)

I am Lassie the Border Collie. You know, Border Collies are of two types:

1. The Shepherd Collies
2. The Domestic Collies (Like ME!!!)

Got it? Of course, the Shepherds have to chase those woolly things (what do you call it- ah! SHEEP!) and sweat and perspirate ALL DAY, unlike us Domestics, who lie on a fluffy bed and chase a twig all day. So that is clear. AND, I HOPE you understand that. Let me tell you ALSO a bit of about ME now...

Things I Like-

Bones

Meat

Scratching my back

Running around the backyard like a maniac

Chasing my tail, etc.

Things I HATE-

Hundley

Whiskers

Aunt Maggie & her poodle-whose-name-I-can't-remember

Kibble (so dry, like the Sahara Desert)

The Neighbor, etc.

And, thank you.

Lassie

Wooftastic!

Hi, guys!

I'm Jimmy, the Jack Russel! Pleased to meet you. This is my very own blog (actually, my owner Natasha owns this, but that also means its mine, doesn't it?)! I love to play with my 2 friends, Joe the Greyhound and Lassie the Border Collie. We are currently plotting against Whiskers, the neighbor's cat.

Of course, cats are despicable. I don't know who created them. Must've been Satan. He (Whiskers) has 

committed many sins. We dogs are born in heaven. Well, maybe every dog has, but NOT Aunt Maggie's poo-dle, Fluffy. I have created the following equations to show it-

Fluffy+Whiskers=disaster

Me+Joe+Lassie=angelic.

Oh my gosh, I almost forgot, yesterday I buried my bone in the yard AND THAT IDIOTIC NEIGHBOR'S IDIOTIC DACHSHUND IS DIGGING IT OUT!!! oh I forgot to mention that Whisker's owner has an Idiotic Maniac Dachshund Named Hundley Who Is My Arch Rival. And He Was Also Born In Hell. Ha ha ha. He Say I Look Like A Cow. And I Bet He Hasn't Ever Seen A Mirror. If he looks inside one, I'd bet he'd see a donkey peeking. Ha ha ha. I don't know HOW Whiskers lives with him. Then again, both were born in Hell. Oops, gotta go, Hundley struck the bull's eye. Lassie, take over! Joe's doing the bathroom on my bone!