Joe the Greyhound

Wuff! Wuff! I'm Joe the Greyhound, and boy, am I SO glad to see you! You see, my tail is like a helicopter! I can't stop wagging it. I LOVE to play with Jimmy and Lassie in the backyard, and I was actually doing that right now. I am a very GOOD dog, so I overcame my temptation to dig a hole.

Whiskers and Hundley have come over (=disaster) and ALREADY upset the baby (my ever loving owner, Natasha's, younger sister) TWICE, and spilled the coffee on MY HEAD.But, eventually, the trio of us got the blame. TA-DA! So we were just having a chasing-our-tails competition in the backyard. The leaves (the colorful ones that Mr.Evans, my owner's dad, just raked) are flying everywhere!

And He Is Coming Towards Us With The Biggest Stick Ever Seen So We'd Better Flee From Here Now Before We Each Get A Few Nice Big Fat Scoldings And Farewell With Compliments To Those At Home.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Lassie'sTail (Tale)

I am Lassie the Border Collie. You know, Border Collies are of two types:

1. The Shepherd Collies
2. The Domestic Collies (Like ME!!!)

Got it? Of course, the Shepherds have to chase those woolly things (what do you call it- ah! SHEEP!) and sweat and perspirate ALL DAY, unlike us Domestics, who lie on a fluffy bed and chase a twig all day. So that is clear. AND, I HOPE you understand that. Let me tell you ALSO a bit of about ME now...

Things I Like-

Bones

Meat

Scratching my back

Running around the backyard like a maniac

Chasing my tail, etc.

Things I HATE-

Hundley

Whiskers

Aunt Maggie & her poodle-whose-name-I-can't-remember

Kibble (so dry, like the Sahara Desert)

The Neighbor, etc.

And, thank you.

Lassie